Favourite Ships - Clint & Natasha [MCU]
“Agent Barton was sent to kill me. He made a different call.”
"Go ahead, Agent Barton. Take that shot."
Her voice is steady, her eyes soft. If she is afraid, she’s doing one hell of a job not to show. She seems eerily at ease staring down the barrel of his gun, but Clint doesn’t allow himself to be fooled by appearances.
He’s read the files. He’s tailed her for weeks. He knows what this woman is capable of. She’s undoubtedly earned her title. He knows better than to let his guard down for a pretty face.
And still he’s not prepared for the moment when her eyes meet his and her lips just barely curl into the saddest of smiles.
"Surely it’ll be a better world without the Black Widow in it.."
So this is what happens when Natasha tells Clinton to go pick up their daughter from ballet lessons.
Gosh this is a pretty flamboyant color scheme
My brain is not a safe place right now.
“Just leave the cooking to me next time, Barton. At least I’ll have the decency to set the kitchen on fire.”
“I hate you.”
“No you don’t.”(with Jeremy Renner as Clint Barton and Yvonne Strahovski as Carol Danvers)
#ugh this scene kills me #because you know if iron man or thor or cap did it they would spring up just fine and be on their merry way #but clint #you don’t see clint for another ten fucking minutes in the movie#he’s probably laying there in dire pain for most of it #LIKE UGH #he knows he’s only human but that never stops him from being extraordinary and I just #let me kiss your face you perfect character thanks
Avengers AU: Nick Fury orders “Supernanny” Coulson to take in young Clint and Natasha at the beginning of their training as SHELID agents.
love is for children. i owe him a debt.
Budapest was more than just a job.
loose lips sink ships [mingusyatina]
Clint/Natasha Domestic-ish AU - they’re basically the same but they have a five-year-old kid and Clint owns a diner.
Clint: (on the phone) I love you too, Iron Ass.
Natasha: What does that son of a bitch want this time?
Phillip: Mommy, what’s a bitch?
Natasha: It’s a girl dog, honey.
Phillip: How can Uncle Tony’s mom be a dog?
Natasha: Just finish the cereal Daddy made.